Friday, March 6, 2009

UFOs!

I was looking in the classified ads yesterday and noticed a blurb for a support group. If you've been waking up bowlegged and aren't sure why, there is help for you.

The post-alien-abduction readjustment support group will get you back on your feet. This is for people who have been, or suspect they have been, kidnapped by aliens and then returned to planet Earth, but with something missing...something different.

You are not alone and you now have a bunch of weird shoulders to cry on. Help is on the way!

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